{"id":1616,"date":"2015-08-24T16:41:40","date_gmt":"2015-08-24T21:41:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hijenx.us\/?p=1616"},"modified":"2015-08-24T16:41:40","modified_gmt":"2015-08-24T21:41:40","slug":"wetphone-6-think-poorly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hijenx.us\/?p=1616","title":{"rendered":"WetPhone 6: Think Poorly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were having a nice time. I had never swum in fresh water. The idea of not swimming in salt or chlorine sounded ideal so we went to <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jordan_Lake_State_Recreation_Area\" target=\"_blank\">Jordan Lake<\/a>:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1617\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hijenx.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Screenshot-from-Wet-Phone.mp4-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1617\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1617\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hijenx.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Screenshot-from-Wet-Phone.mp4-1-300x169.png\" alt=\"Lovely day at the beach on Jordan Lake\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hijenx.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Screenshot-from-Wet-Phone.mp4-1-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hijenx.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Screenshot-from-Wet-Phone.mp4-1-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hijenx.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Screenshot-from-Wet-Phone.mp4-1.png 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1617\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Lovely day at the beach on Jordan Lake<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Then disaster struck:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1618\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hijenx.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Screenshot-from-Wet-Phone.mp4-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1618\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1618\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hijenx.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Screenshot-from-Wet-Phone.mp4-2-300x169.png\" alt=\"New iPhone: Soaked.\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hijenx.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Screenshot-from-Wet-Phone.mp4-2-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hijenx.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Screenshot-from-Wet-Phone.mp4-2-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hijenx.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Screenshot-from-Wet-Phone.mp4-2.png 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1618\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">New iPhone: Soaked.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the rest of the sorry day:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  id=\"_ytid_45612\"  width=\"700\" height=\"394\"  data-origwidth=\"700\" data-origheight=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zGnlC1wOchs?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=0&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were having a nice time. I had never swum in fresh water. 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